The Many Adventures of Argus Bloodbucket: The london Edition No. 1

Capt. Argus Bloodbucket, Feared Pirate, Accomplished explorer, and Lady's Man has been sighted. here:

Shakespeare's Globe Theater

Here Argus took on the role of Juliet in Romeo and Juliet, where he had two standing ovations and was signed onto Her Royal Majesties acting troop. 

two day's later he dropped out.

Regent's Royal Park 

Here Argus found himself walking 101 dalmatians, speaking parsel tongue to a snake at the zoo, and found an American Werwolf. 

The Tower Of London

During the extremely rare sighting at the tower, Argus told me a story about how once he served in King Henry the VII's royal army. Who Knew? I guess he got to wear the armor and everything. He fought a dragon and saved middle earth from the ancient sith religion all with the power bestowed upon him from a ring he got from a dying purple alien. also there was mention that the opposing army was made of the undead. 

(something tells me he made this one up)

Argus will return...